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Memories: 7% spent, 4% remaining, total 11%
Monies: $11,600 (Onsen Waiter, $600/week) next payday Jan 18

Someone wanna tell me what th' hell's goin' on 'round here? Daaaaayum, I know it Valentine's Day and all that shizzle, but everyone's walkin' around all close t'eachother and it's real wacked out, yo!

Man, I jus' don't understand this place!

So, someone wanna tell me what the hell is goin' on 'round here? All of a sudden people are gone and blabberin' about some random shizzle an' I ain't got no clue what they goin' on about, G's.

This ain't another kinda weird memory loss deal, is it? Cuz if it is I might just hafta bail out on this place, G's, that's more than the O.G. Wocky can handle, I ain't chill with losin' my memories a second time, man.

Maaaan, I so sick of this place.

Bizzoooyyyy, it's great t'be a man again!

So, G's! I heard 'bout this fancy onsen party that's comin' up, yo?

WHO OUT THERE WANTS THE HONOR OF GOIN' WITH THE O.G. WOCKY KITAKI?! All of you should feel lucky I'm askin' like this, it's a real honor to be goin' with me, know what I'm sayin'?

I know I got a girlfriend back home or 'least that's what I done and 'membered, but hey, she ain't here and a G's gotta seize these kinda opportunities when he sees 'em, fo'shizzle! An' anyway, there's lotsa chicks 'round here that could use a real bad G like me to take 'em to this party, yeah!

Hold up a sec... I don't gotta work there all night, do I?

Hey, G's, listen up! You ain't never gonna believe this!

So I was on trial for summat, right? Don't 'member what for, but that ain't important, cuz court an' trials don't matter nothin' -- a real G ain't afraid to go to jail! Bizzoooy! I betcha I did whateva I was even accused of in the first place, cuz that's how bad I am!

But get a load of this! That lame lawyer guy chick. The one who's always yellin' an' shizzle, know what I'm sayin'? Well, far as I can 'member....

She was defendin' me in this wack trial, yo! An' maaaaan, was she gettin' beat! Hahahaha! Ain't that somethin'?

Oh yeah, an' I got a room all t'myself now that that A G done and disappeared, and this waiterin' ain't gettin' any funner but at least I got me some dough! Life is lookin 'up, G's!

[[3% on Apollo defending him badly and being sure he did whatever he was accused of. 7% total, 2% remaining~]]

So, Gs... this waiterin' business? Is a heckuva lot harder than it looks. Now, I ain't sayin' that makes it any better, servin' food to other people is a downright weaklin' pansy job and I'ma switchin' as soon as I find a badder one, but it is annoyin' fo'sho. At least now I got me some dough.... but man, it blows that the only way t'make money 'round here is the legit way! That ain't bad at all!

Damn, the O.G. Wocky Kitaki is hella bored! This wacked out town is too full of cowards an' pansies for there to be anythin' real tough an' bad an' fun to do...

So, Gs, I think I finally mighta found a job. We'll see. I can't 'member if I ever done worked before in my whole life, but the O.G. can pull anythin' off, ya hear? A G's gotta find some way of makin' money, even if it ain't the baddest job out there! I'm watchin' that list though, fo'sho, if some more badder job shows up I'm snatchin' that shizzle right away.

An' guess what, Gs? I 'membered some more stuff! Ain't that great or what?! I guess dat funny li'l shiny bit I gone and threw in da river actually was somethin' good. Whaddya know?

Anyway, I 'membered my last name! That shoulda been the first thing I 'membered 'round here, bros are da numba' one thing to the O.G.! And speakin' of the O.G... that's me! Wocky Kitaki, the O.G.!

[[1% spent for a total of 4%, 2% remaining]]

So, Gs, I been thinkin'.

T'survive 'roundabouts here, ya kinda need some cash, huh? This place gives ya food an' shizzle, but daaamn, there's tons of stuff I'da be able to do if I had some dough.

So I was thinkin' 'bout gettin' me a job or somethin'. I mean, it ain't very bad for a G t'be workin' some low-class job, but I ain't stupid, I seen what the head Gs here done to people who go breakin' the rules. I ain't dumb enough to go riskin' my life an' my sanity for some cash. Guess it's gonna hafta be work.

Awright Gs, this is the O.G. Wocky, signin' out. I'm goin' job huntin'!

Man, dis place is so boring... an' when it's not boring, it's off its rocker. Dunno which I prefer, I think I hate it either way.

'Least I finally remembered somethin'! My girlfriend! Her name was Alita-baby, and damn, she was foine! Nice an' sweet an' carin', too. Man...

I guess this amnesia ain't permanent, then! Just temporary! Good to know, G, good to know. I bet pretty soon I'll have remembered everythin'!

...

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?!?!?!?!

I'M IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some puny weak little G's body at that! How am I supposed to be bad and manly like THIS!? This is crazy, man!! This place, this town, it's just way too wack, y'all hear me?! Totally quacked! I ain't gonna stand for any more of this craziness, fo'shizzle! I gotta find the rival Gs that are behind all this ASAP!!! I don't know what they got against me but they ain't gonna get away with this crap! I swear, if I had some sorta weapon--

...

BIZZZZZOOOOOOYYYYYY!!!! I just remembered somethin'!!! Finally!!! A memory!!! It even makes up for bein' stuck in this scrawny body!!

This bell here! It's my weapon, Gs! Real Gs gotta have weapons, fo'sho! Those rival Gs musta gone and returned it to me... ...

... I-it's called... "Innocence"? An' it's name is... the "Charity Bell"?! An'... it's... covered in HEARTS?!

WHAT KINDA JOKE IS THIS?!?! NO REAL BAD G CARRIES SOME PANSY WEAPON LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!! YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME!!!!!!!

Face-plate says everyone has amnesia. This true?

Whatever, man, this town is super wack. I found a room waitin' for me and everythin'! Like they knew I was comin' somehow! This is suspicious, real suspicious. When I find those Gs who done it I'm gonna teach them a real lesson, fo'sho!

Wait... I got a roommate?! What the hell?! I don't want no freakin' roommate! The O.G. Wocky's too cool for a roommate, man!

... I dunno, maybe it's some mistake... there's just some A on the door anyway. Who goes by just A, man?

Oh yeah! Almost forgot. I'm lookin' for a tall blonde guy, dunno his name, but I got a message for him from that chick Haruko. If ya know him, tell him to come find me, got it?!

...

HEY!
What up in this place, Gs?

Wait... is this some forest? You gotta be kiddin' me, man. The middle of freaking nowhere?

Wait... I can't remember!!! Nothing!!! Nothing, you hear me?! What's going on?! Wocky ain't gonna stand for this!

... !

Bizzoooyyy! Wocky! It's my name!

Now, I'm gonna find the G that brought me here and stole my memories, fo'sho. An' when I do, you can bet I'm gonna bust a cap or two in their faces! No rival G's gonna get away with doin' this to the O.G. Wocky, no way!